Madhasbus Fasgepsand is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless gnu.

Madhasbus Fasgepsand created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madhasbus Fasgepsand, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Madhasbus Fasgepsand, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Madhasbus Fasgepsand's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Madhasbus Fasgepsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to badgers while wearing black hats.

2. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

3. Worship no other gods but Madhasbus Fasgepsand.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Run away from pink whales, for they are unholy.