Wodpanten is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful warg.

Wodpanten created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpanten, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wodpanten, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wodpanten's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wodpanten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not take Wodpanten's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.