Diddibwon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless otter.

Diddibwon created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diddibwon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Diddibwon, he will be very sad.

Diddibwon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Diddibwon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must pray to Diddibwon four times a day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not cook food in pots.