Bagtinfet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast camel.

Bagtinfet created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagtinfet, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bagtinfet, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bagtinfet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bagtinfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never feed lots of corn to horses while wearing black ear rings.

5. Retreat if nine mice approach from the east.