Bimtadhogbut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent frog.

Bimtadhogbut created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimtadhogbut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimtadhogbut, it will turn you into a plant.

Bimtadhogbut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bimtadhogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Never feed tomatoes to voles while wearing jumpers.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bimtadhogbut.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at stars.