Wat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing parrot.

Wat created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Wat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.