Dobbellmidjad Pinkencem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving wyrm.

Dobbellmidjad Pinkencem created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbellmidjad Pinkencem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dobbellmidjad Pinkencem, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobbellmidjad Pinkencem's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dobbellmidjad Pinkencem's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near cats while wearing orange scarves.

5. Never laugh in holy places.