Tanxemrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful wombat.

Tanxemrot created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanxemrot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanxemrot, it will manifest in front of you.

Tanxemrot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tanxemrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Run away if five mites approach from the east.

3. Do not take Tanxemrot's name in vain.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.