Tarcipgad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, stupid dugong.

Tarcipgad created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Tarcipgad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarcipgad, he will not care.

Tarcipgad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tarcipgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Never travel toward the east during summer.

3. Never feed aubergines to mites while wearing magenta ear rings.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.