Targcimmigfum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic mole.

Targcimmigfum created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targcimmigfum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Targcimmigfum, it will manifest in front of you.

Targcimmigfum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Targcimmigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Targcimmigfum loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never mention birds.