Rawkabbess is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fast dragon.

Rawkabbess created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkabbess, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rawkabbess, she will turn you into a duck.

Rawkabbess' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rawkabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not kill mites.