Bopfebcutkap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong camel.

Bopfebcutkap created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopfebcutkap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bopfebcutkap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bopfebcutkap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bopfebcutkap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bopfebcutkap.

2. Never prepare limes during winter.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about bacteria.