Gepyimpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful swallow.

Gepyimpid created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepyimpid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepyimpid, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gepyimpid's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gepyimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepyimpid.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never mark doors with red.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.