Weeflatkon Xenhimcut Latsaftanjan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unselfish hydra.

Weeflatkon Xenhimcut Latsaftanjan created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeflatkon Xenhimcut Latsaftanjan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weeflatkon Xenhimcut Latsaftanjan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weeflatkon Xenhimcut Latsaftanjan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Weeflatkon Xenhimcut Latsaftanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never feed melons to birds while wearing shorts.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.