Lidomtdit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving hare.

Lidomtdit created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidomtdit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lidomtdit, he will not care at all.

Lidomtdit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lidomtdit's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always wear purple.