Damlisthotfar Gudgebbat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless raven.

Damlisthotfar Gudgebbat created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Damlisthotfar Gudgebbat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Damlisthotfar Gudgebbat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Damlisthotfar Gudgebbat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Damlisthotfar Gudgebbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.