Laghunpak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating eagle.

Laghunpak created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laghunpak, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Laghunpak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Laghunpak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Laghunpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to goats while wearing gray hats.