Dissquaftarp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying meerkat.

Dissquaftarp created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissquaftarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dissquaftarp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dissquaftarp's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dissquaftarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head violet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear jumpers marked with mauve.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Do not wear white clothing.