Tinbimbinkadyart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sapient wombat.

Tinbimbinkadyart created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinbimbinkadyart, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tinbimbinkadyart, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tinbimbinkadyart's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tinbimbinkadyart's Holy Commandments

1. Tinbimbinkadyart loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about oranges.