Batkemhon is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered
dingo.
Batkemhon created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Batkemhon, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Batkemhon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Batkemhon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Batkemhon's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Do not take Batkemhon's name in vain.
3. You must never eat gooseberries.
4. Never eat apples.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.