Fodkipbid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy wasp.

Fodkipbid created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodkipbid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodkipbid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fodkipbid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fodkipbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to snails while wearing orange tights.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.