Disscedflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent bee.

Disscedflow created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Disscedflow, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Disscedflow, he will send you a sign.

Disscedflow's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Disscedflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never touch blood while tainted.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing green hats.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Always remove rings before touching gold.