Wanpomrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing beaver.

Wanpomrag created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanpomrag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanpomrag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wanpomrag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wanpomrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.