Gupbembapgubhimdumlan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless coyote.

Gupbembapgubhimdumlan created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupbembapgubhimdumlan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupbembapgubhimdumlan, it will come to you in dreams.

Gupbembapgubhimdumlan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gupbembapgubhimdumlan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gupbembapgubhimdumlan.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.