Tadkommad Tifhap Besscatkar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, passionate wyvern.

Tadkommad Tifhap Besscatkar created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadkommad Tifhap Besscatkar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tadkommad Tifhap Besscatkar, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tadkommad Tifhap Besscatkar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tadkommad Tifhap Besscatkar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tadkommad Tifhap Besscatkar first in all things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never talk about optics near ants while wearing mauve jumpers.