Xensand is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful dryad.

Xensand created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Xensand, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xensand, he will curse you with boils.

Xensand's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xensand's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not shave your arms.