Febarnjon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent mole.

Febarnjon created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Febarnjon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febarnjon, it will turn you into a puffin.

Febarnjon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Febarnjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.