Yoktignulfad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive hydra.

Yoktignulfad created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktignulfad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yoktignulfad, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yoktignulfad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yoktignulfad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yoktignulfad.

2. Always remove trousers before touching lead.

3. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never gather four swans in one place.