Cunlimlist Wodfossbap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless cat.

Cunlimlist Wodfossbap created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlimlist Wodfossbap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cunlimlist Wodfossbap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cunlimlist Wodfossbap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cunlimlist Wodfossbap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Cunlimlist Wodfossbap's priests.