Cunlimlist Wodfossbap is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, pitiless
cat.
Cunlimlist Wodfossbap created humanity nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cunlimlist Wodfossbap, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Cunlimlist Wodfossbap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Cunlimlist Wodfossbap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Cunlimlist Wodfossbap's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Always obey Cunlimlist Wodfossbap's priests.