Abmabfob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic spider.

Abmabfob created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abmabfob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Abmabfob, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Abmabfob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Abmabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing blue kilts and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Abmabfob loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.