Omtlatbass is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful slug.

Omtlatbass created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtlatbass, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtlatbass, she will send minions to preach to you.

Omtlatbass' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Omtlatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Never talk about fire.