Legxuckdan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited grasshopper.

Legxuckdan created tapeworms six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legxuckdan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legxuckdan, she will turn you into a goat.

Legxuckdan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Legxuckdan's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wear green.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legxuckdan.
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