Watafnur Baprowyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful frog.

Watafnur Baprowyim created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Watafnur Baprowyim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Watafnur Baprowyim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Watafnur Baprowyim's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Watafnur Baprowyim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Run away from purple cats, for they are unholy.