Renkapgep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic slug.

Renkapgep created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renkapgep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renkapgep, it will torture you forever.

Renkapgep's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Renkapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Renkapgep in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never talk about special relativity near swans while wearing violet boots.

4. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.