Rowcepnelquatnatlinkikapp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless alligator.

Rowcepnelquatnatlinkikapp created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcepnelquatnatlinkikapp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowcepnelquatnatlinkikapp, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rowcepnelquatnatlinkikapp's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rowcepnelquatnatlinkikapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Worship no other gods but Rowcepnelquatnatlinkikapp.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.