Yaryokwon Bogbag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yaryokwon Bogbag created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaryokwon Bogbag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yaryokwon Bogbag, he will curse you with boils.

Yaryokwon Bogbag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yaryokwon Bogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after eagles.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Yaryokwon Bogbag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about special relativity near mites while wearing indigo shorts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your feet.

4. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

5. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.