Cimmethen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous goat.

Cimmethen created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cimmethen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cimmethen, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cimmethen's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cimmethen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cimmethen nine times a day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always store bread above ground.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing green rings.