Tonjaddim Mutwotton is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane dingo.

Tonjaddim Mutwotton created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonjaddim Mutwotton, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tonjaddim Mutwotton, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tonjaddim Mutwotton's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tonjaddim Mutwotton's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.