Himnibfad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, flying narwhal.

Himnibfad created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnibfad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himnibfad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Himnibfad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Himnibfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.