Mifven is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable beaver.

Mifven created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifven, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mifven, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mifven's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mifven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

2. Mifven loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never talk about fire.
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