Jinzodtit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring hydra.

Jinzodtit created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinzodtit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jinzodtit, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jinzodtit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jinzodtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Never think about optics near swans while wearing pink tights and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.