Capjaprul is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, contented
gerbil.
Capjaprul created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Capjaprul, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Capjaprul, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Capjaprul's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Capjaprul's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.
4. Never think about photosynthesis.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.