Boplegtun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful hyena.

Boplegtun created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boplegtun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Boplegtun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Boplegtun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Boplegtun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Boplegtun on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Never mention cats.
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