Komontlin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent rat.

Komontlin created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komontlin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komontlin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Komontlin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Komontlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Never feed wheat to porpoises while wearing coats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Never look in ponds.