Bomsabmil is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane eagle.

Bomsabmil created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bomsabmil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomsabmil, he will think nothing of it.

Bomsabmil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bomsabmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not keep three grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.