Vin Dissbunnel is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, proud jackal.

Vin Dissbunnel created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vin Dissbunnel, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vin Dissbunnel, he will turn you into a plant.

Vin Dissbunnel's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vin Dissbunnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Vin Dissbunnel on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.