Jarndantam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sage otter.

Jarndantam created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jarndantam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jarndantam, it will turn you into a frog.

Jarndantam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jarndantam's Holy Commandments

1. Jarndantam loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.