Bossvagzan Hubcanlid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating dove.

Bossvagzan Hubcanlid created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossvagzan Hubcanlid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bossvagzan Hubcanlid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bossvagzan Hubcanlid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bossvagzan Hubcanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your hands with brown.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.