Satzakdav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent skunk.

Satzakdav created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satzakdav, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satzakdav, he will ignore you.

Satzakdav's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Satzakdav's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never skip in the presence of seals.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never eat oranges.