Fittanlit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust ant.

Fittanlit created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fittanlit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fittanlit, he will manifest in front of you.

Fittanlit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fittanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

2. Never feed nuts to seals while wearing blue hats.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

5. Never speak at dawn.