Lunfubvigbess is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent swallow.

Lunfubvigbess created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfubvigbess, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lunfubvigbess, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lunfubvigbess' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lunfubvigbess' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunfubvigbess.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Fast once a month.