Kanhonstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental dragonfly.

Kanhonstrag created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanhonstrag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kanhonstrag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kanhonstrag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kanhonstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing black kilts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never mention horses.