Larnbellhit is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying newt.

Larnbellhit created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnbellhit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larnbellhit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Larnbellhit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Larnbellhit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Larnbellhit six times a day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never handle gold while unclean.

5. Never mark doors with magenta.