Dobnullfun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast narwhal.

Dobnullfun created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnullfun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobnullfun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dobnullfun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dobnullfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Run away if nine seals approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.