Dusssasmid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical donkey.

Dusssasmid created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusssasmid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dusssasmid, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dusssasmid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dusssasmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near ants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Dusssasmid on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Dusssasmid's name in vain.

5. Never sit in the presence of goats.