Garjenmis Cidxenquagbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, kind horse.

Garjenmis Cidxenquagbonk created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garjenmis Cidxenquagbonk, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Garjenmis Cidxenquagbonk, it will think nothing of it.

Garjenmis Cidxenquagbonk's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Garjenmis Cidxenquagbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.