Cidrillhugyararndab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful raven.

Cidrillhugyararndab created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidrillhugyararndab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidrillhugyararndab, he will turn you into a tree.

Cidrillhugyararndab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cidrillhugyararndab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Do not prepare oranges while filled with pride.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Always wear turquoise.