Pitfemlist is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever raven.

Pitfemlist created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitfemlist, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pitfemlist, she will not invite you to parties.

Pitfemlist's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pitfemlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pitfemlist.

4. Hide if six frogs approach from the north.

5. Never sit near grasshopers.